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| TWO SHORTS, ONE LONG . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 7 |
| Two men, one woman. A couple of taxidermists meet their Waterloo in the form of a duck. | |
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| I OBJECT! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 10 |
| Four men, one woman. If you are ever hauled into court, here is a | |
| sure-fire way to win your case. | |
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| PUTT! PUTT! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 14 |
| A pantomime for a man. It starts out as a nice quiet game of golf | |
| and then turns into a golfer's nightmare. | |
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| PERSON-IN-THE-STREET INTERVIEW . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 16 |
| Three men, one woman. A person who corrects misinformed people, | |
| an actor who only plays dead men, and a man named Ethel are interviewed, | |
| live and in person! | |
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| FATHER AND CHILD DOING WELL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 20 |
| Two men, two women. The young man is not likely to land in a | |
| maternity hospital so it's doubtful if he'll collect on his bargain. | |
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| WEATHER - OR NOT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 22 |
| Three men, one woman. Consternation on the air waves when a rapid-fire | |
| news-shark and a laconic weather reporter come in on the same spot on the dial. | |
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| THOSE GOOD OLD RADIO DAYS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 27 |
| Seven men, one woman, flexible. Will Ma Cucumber always play it cool? | |
| Will Weird Wally's nephew ever make it to yoga school? | |
| We tune in-but do we find out? | |
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| ANXIOUS MOMENTS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 35 |
| Two men, one woman. Hubby and wifey spend many anxious moments | |
| worrying over their pet elm tree. Even the tree surgeon is called in-and | |
| his diagnosis causes much joy. | |
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| AMERICA'S NEW QUIZ WHIZZES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 42 |
| Two men, two women, flexible. The Bolsters and their son, Fred, are the | |
| perfect family for the new American Quiz Age. The only problem is, Fred is | |
| contemplating a regular job and his parents are trying to figure out what | |
| went wrong. | |
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| SILENCE, PLEASE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 49 |
| Two men, three women. There isn't a line to learn in this pantomime, | |
| but there is much hilarity in the action as the librarian upholds the prime | |
| rule of any library-- "Silence, Please." | |
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| SANTA GETS AN OFF-SEASON JOB . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 58 |
| Four men, two women, flexible. Inflation hits everyone- and so does | |
| laughter- as Santa visits the Acme Employment Agency and finds he must compete | |
| with the likes of Rip Van Winkle and Dracula for an off-season job. | |
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| THE GREAT BEYOND . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 68 |
| One man, one woman. It might be a good idea to teach your wife how | |
| to jump. You can never tell when it will come in handy. | |
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| CALLING ALL CARS! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 71 |
| Three men. If you're in the market for a new car, be sure and overlook | |
| this new model- the Smuggin's Eight. it's super-colossal, dynamic, | |
| and terrific--but it won't run! | |
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| HISSES AND KISSES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 75 |
| For twenty characters, or less. A burlesque melodrama in pantomime. | |
| Maggie O'Brien, our fair heroine, gets into the clutches of that dastardly | |
| villain, Manuel Del Popolo. But- she is saved in the nick of time- as all | |
| fair heroines usually are. | |
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| HOW DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 80 |
| Two men, one woman, flexible. The home horticulturist for radio station | |
| M.U.D. gives some fascinating hints on gardening- such as the latest on how | |
| to grow nice, juicy, cutworms, and cute, little potato bugs. | |